YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!
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hey good lookin.... whaaaaatcha got cookin...?

GOOOOOOODDDD MORRRRRRRNING SUPERSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK

I am [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/u/Odd-Ad-900/) , your slightly unhinged news anchor for the week, and I am humbled to be your anchor.

Feeling cute, might get fired from a volunteer job today... IDK?

Can you smell that?

It smells like crayon tinted poo... Lets fling it!

Insert the non-flaccid intro card

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/q0m1prwpifp71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d82cf1f847fe0a565937b1cad0adddf99ca118)](https://preview.redd.it/q0m1prwpifp71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d82cf1f847fe0a565937b1cad0adddf99ca118)

non-flacid

Here at TDS, we have a team effort... you know its a group thang. Its got that funky swang... nevermind.

Big thanks to [u/madsmatter](https://www.reddit.com/u/madsmatter/) our professional audio chimp. Check out his hit "Stonk Cast" and smash the updoot for that silverback.

I also want to thank the rest of the team, [u/luma44](https://www.reddit.com/u/luma44/), [u/blazlyn](https://www.reddit.com/u/blazlyn/), [u/viviconsadventures](https://www.reddit.com/u/viviconsadventures/), [u/tokyorose](https://www.reddit.com/u/tokyorose/) and our very own [u/dismal-jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/dismal-jellyfish/) and now a song that shows my age... (clears throat)

"Without you, in my life"

"the news will surely die"

"If id reach out and touch my wife's boyfriend... (aggressive throat clearing and heavy breathing)

On to the NEWS!

NEW HIGH SCORE!!!

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/v2ickwarmfp71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c1339ddc680c54b6f827574b11efc4f22cd2b6)](https://preview.redd.it/v2ickwarmfp71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c1339ddc680c54b6f827574b11efc4f22cd2b6)

And the facility is only growing... It looks like the dollar may crash now that this ridiculous amount of cash is liquid...

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/jfau0qjpmfp71.jpg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a917fe5a405205fc1f827a04a2f359f2cd12e7)](https://preview.redd.it/jfau0qjpmfp71.jpg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a917fe5a405205fc1f827a04a2f359f2cd12e7)

great. just what we need... more debt.

Treasury? These numbers are pretty normal. Ill be writing a DD on this facility soon.

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/i7lsi0paofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a3a5ce3ff15904e80349f1e3f69095c56c372b3)](https://preview.redd.it/i7lsi0paofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a3a5ce3ff15904e80349f1e3f69095c56c372b3)

OH NO... CRYP TOE!!! China is cryp walkin' crypto right out!

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/ay1yxbetmfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db0e6c36dff90c1ec0c2e0f3673cf429197a8e2)](https://preview.redd.it/ay1yxbetmfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db0e6c36dff90c1ec0c2e0f3673cf429197a8e2)

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/rrs7w6rbofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727eeecfb292b4fd02338b39afa6e20593bb02b)](https://preview.redd.it/rrs7w6rbofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727eeecfb292b4fd02338b39afa6e20593bb02b)

dumpy

Computershare? Yeah... I'll register my shares today... maybe... I'm just a busy newsape.

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/xwh4ktlumfp71.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=44296f6ce4113f61ffb56f27e2fd4fd23d0cab1f)](https://preview.redd.it/xwh4ktlumfp71.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=44296f6ce4113f61ffb56f27e2fd4fd23d0cab1f)

get em' u/criand

I am ok with this. If I were this guy, Id have a golden shirt too... jussayin.

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/ncx74b5hofp71.jpg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f4c4afc66b0ec6e6ee19315362fa87264a5162)](https://preview.redd.it/ncx74b5hofp71.jpg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f4c4afc66b0ec6e6ee19315362fa87264a5162)

Evergrande still has not collapsed... Well, it has... but crime.

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/09i5svnoofp71.jpg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fc7cd2324e11f6c2e7635f1b14181997d97ef1)](https://preview.redd.it/09i5svnoofp71.jpg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fc7cd2324e11f6c2e7635f1b14181997d97ef1)

This is the way.

I like it. I don't know what it is, but I like it.

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/t23mekiqofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef31fc5111f69432dc0da5afb80b3bd223c5fd5)](https://preview.redd.it/t23mekiqofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef31fc5111f69432dc0da5afb80b3bd223c5fd5)

It looks like we are forcing a lot of change. This may be good... it may be bad.

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/35ksubotofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb1d4af12c6408e08551b5d9736536c2db22e6d8)](https://preview.redd.it/35ksubotofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb1d4af12c6408e08551b5d9736536c2db22e6d8)

I am tall. The stock market is short... all of it.

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/0qm9madyofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f22bdf56fe165e3caea74b0830f25ca1c9272)](https://preview.redd.it/0qm9madyofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f22bdf56fe165e3caea74b0830f25ca1c9272)

Our stock is back in the top 30!

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/4lgzgm40pfp71.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd3cf8c0e9caffb69d9ce1c42ae49b2c1f6a200c)](https://preview.redd.it/4lgzgm40pfp71.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd3cf8c0e9caffb69d9ce1c42ae49b2c1f6a200c)

[u/loopring](https://www.reddit.com/u/loopring/) wanna put it down for me like I'm 5?

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/bxjnl5m8pfp71.jpg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6f570aa9ed2978d9f5ff11617dfbfacb903efb)](https://preview.redd.it/bxjnl5m8pfp71.jpg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6f570aa9ed2978d9f5ff11617dfbfacb903efb)

I'll be here... You are all now extended family. No matter what happens, This has been life changing for me and SO MUCHDAMN FUN!!!!

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/29ug6fk9pfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a606199827a937ca67a09fae66deef596d2d8491)](https://preview.redd.it/29ug6fk9pfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a606199827a937ca67a09fae66deef596d2d8491)

APE FAM

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/4tagdnqgpfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcab4fb10c22f5c4168f61d5d0336292a8727b36)](https://preview.redd.it/4tagdnqgpfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcab4fb10c22f5c4168f61d5d0336292a8727b36)

thats right!

Not financial advice!

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/na8me1zkpfp71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=d04a72d9969593f9c7eee5788ec6cfd089bc62f2)](https://preview.redd.it/na8me1zkpfp71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=d04a72d9969593f9c7eee5788ec6cfd089bc62f2)

Let us not forget who the big bads are

Shitadel

SubsqahEEna

DullPt72

Wolferweenie

FED

DEETSEESEE

(and the rest of these fuchs)

HWANG IN THERE EVERYONE!

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/fgvua2tspfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9e851f01ba2293c92c8214db2340e4c68c7d6a)](https://preview.redd.it/fgvua2tspfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9e851f01ba2293c92c8214db2340e4c68c7d6a)

Thanks for your morning poop time and reading this bullshit.

This is not financial advice. I am a slack jawed window licker and prefer grey crayons... sideways trading baby.

Remember: Ape do not fight Ape. We are all in this basket of meme stocks together... so just be excellent to everyone!

[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/srdw511upfp71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b5947120a0375c9c76f89bbe8634023dca723b3)](https://preview.redd.it/srdw511upfp71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b5947120a0375c9c76f89bbe8634023dca723b3)

As always, thank you to the real wrinklies out there. If it weren't for you, I would have paperhanded a long time ago.

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[u/Parsnip](https://www.reddit.com/u/Parsnip/) (German Market Guy | Diamantenhände)

[u/gherkinit](https://www.reddit.com/u/gherkinit/) (Daily Technical Analysis)

[u/DR7KE](https://www.reddit.com/u/DR7KE/) (scales Treasury Balance Guy scales)

[u/pctracer](https://www.reddit.com/u/pctracer/) (Reverse Repo Market Updater)

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[u/DeepFuckingValue](https://www.reddit.com/u/DeepFuckingValue/) (Not A Cat)

[u/atobitt](https://www.reddit.com/u/atobitt/) (DD)

[u/Criand](https://www.reddit.com/u/Criand/) (DD)

[u/Dismal-Jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/Dismal-Jellyfish/)

[u/peruvian_bull](https://www.reddit.com/u/peruvian_bull/) (DD addict)

[u/rickofspades](https://www.reddit.com/u/rickofspades/) (fucking legend)

Thank You
