From 2953c5395c8c81017d7a9e81047799b7b80218e4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: verymeticulous <82035192+verymeticulous@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2021 08:44:30 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Create 2021-09-24-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md --- .../2021-09-24-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md | 174 ++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 174 insertions(+) create mode 100644 Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-24-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md diff --git a/Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-24-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md b/Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-24-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f685cdc --- /dev/null +++ b/Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-24-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md @@ -0,0 +1,174 @@ +YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that! +=================================================================================================================== + +| Author | Source | +| :-------------: |:-------------:| +| [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/user/Odd-Ad-900/) | [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/puhokn/your_daily_stonk_september_24_2021_heeeyyyyy/) | + +--- + +[News 📰 | Media 📱](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search?q=flair_name%3A%22News%20%F0%9F%93%B0%20%7C%20Media%20%F0%9F%93%B1%22&restrict_sr=1) + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/w7fy9fvlifp71.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=308bd8092074c345de4371f98990dd8853c66737)](https://preview.redd.it/w7fy9fvlifp71.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=308bd8092074c345de4371f98990dd8853c66737) + +hey good lookin.... whaaaaatcha got cookin...? + +GOOOOOOODDDD MORRRRRRRNING SUPERSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK + +I am [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/u/Odd-Ad-900/) , your slightly unhinged news anchor for the week, and I am humbled to be your anchor. + +Feeling cute, might get fired from a volunteer job today... IDK? + +Can you smell that? + +It smells like crayon tinted poo... Lets fling it! + +Insert the non-flaccid intro card + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/q0m1prwpifp71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d82cf1f847fe0a565937b1cad0adddf99ca118)](https://preview.redd.it/q0m1prwpifp71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d82cf1f847fe0a565937b1cad0adddf99ca118) + +non-flacid + +Here at TDS, we have a team effort... you know its a group thang. Its got that funky swang... nevermind. + +Big thanks to [u/madsmatter](https://www.reddit.com/u/madsmatter/) our professional audio chimp. Check out his hit "Stonk Cast" and smash the updoot for that silverback. + +I also want to thank the rest of the team, [u/luma44](https://www.reddit.com/u/luma44/), [u/blazlyn](https://www.reddit.com/u/blazlyn/), [u/viviconsadventures](https://www.reddit.com/u/viviconsadventures/), [u/tokyorose](https://www.reddit.com/u/tokyorose/) and our very own [u/dismal-jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/dismal-jellyfish/) and now a song that shows my age... (clears throat) + +"Without you, in my life" + +"the news will surely die" + +"If id reach out and touch my wife's boyfriend... (aggressive throat clearing and heavy breathing) + +On to the NEWS! + +NEW HIGH SCORE!!! + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/v2ickwarmfp71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c1339ddc680c54b6f827574b11efc4f22cd2b6)](https://preview.redd.it/v2ickwarmfp71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c1339ddc680c54b6f827574b11efc4f22cd2b6) + +And the facility is only growing... It looks like the dollar may crash now that this ridiculous amount of cash is liquid... + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/jfau0qjpmfp71.jpg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a917fe5a405205fc1f827a04a2f359f2cd12e7)](https://preview.redd.it/jfau0qjpmfp71.jpg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a917fe5a405205fc1f827a04a2f359f2cd12e7) + +great. just what we need... more debt. + +Treasury? These numbers are pretty normal. Ill be writing a DD on this facility soon. + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/i7lsi0paofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a3a5ce3ff15904e80349f1e3f69095c56c372b3)](https://preview.redd.it/i7lsi0paofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a3a5ce3ff15904e80349f1e3f69095c56c372b3) + +OH NO... CRYP TOE!!! China is cryp walkin' crypto right out! + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/ay1yxbetmfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db0e6c36dff90c1ec0c2e0f3673cf429197a8e2)](https://preview.redd.it/ay1yxbetmfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db0e6c36dff90c1ec0c2e0f3673cf429197a8e2) + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/rrs7w6rbofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727eeecfb292b4fd02338b39afa6e20593bb02b)](https://preview.redd.it/rrs7w6rbofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727eeecfb292b4fd02338b39afa6e20593bb02b) + +dumpy + +Computershare? Yeah... I'll register my shares today... maybe... I'm just a busy newsape. + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/xwh4ktlumfp71.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=44296f6ce4113f61ffb56f27e2fd4fd23d0cab1f)](https://preview.redd.it/xwh4ktlumfp71.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=44296f6ce4113f61ffb56f27e2fd4fd23d0cab1f) + +get em' u/criand + +I am ok with this. If I were this guy, Id have a golden shirt too... jussayin. + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/ncx74b5hofp71.jpg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f4c4afc66b0ec6e6ee19315362fa87264a5162)](https://preview.redd.it/ncx74b5hofp71.jpg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f4c4afc66b0ec6e6ee19315362fa87264a5162) + +Evergrande still has not collapsed... Well, it has... but crime. + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/09i5svnoofp71.jpg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fc7cd2324e11f6c2e7635f1b14181997d97ef1)](https://preview.redd.it/09i5svnoofp71.jpg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fc7cd2324e11f6c2e7635f1b14181997d97ef1) + +This is the way. + +I like it. I don't know what it is, but I like it. + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/t23mekiqofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef31fc5111f69432dc0da5afb80b3bd223c5fd5)](https://preview.redd.it/t23mekiqofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef31fc5111f69432dc0da5afb80b3bd223c5fd5) + +It looks like we are forcing a lot of change. This may be good... it may be bad. + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/35ksubotofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb1d4af12c6408e08551b5d9736536c2db22e6d8)](https://preview.redd.it/35ksubotofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb1d4af12c6408e08551b5d9736536c2db22e6d8) + +I am tall. The stock market is short... all of it. + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/0qm9madyofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f22bdf56fe165e3caea74b0830f25ca1c9272)](https://preview.redd.it/0qm9madyofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f22bdf56fe165e3caea74b0830f25ca1c9272) + +Our stock is back in the top 30! + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/4lgzgm40pfp71.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd3cf8c0e9caffb69d9ce1c42ae49b2c1f6a200c)](https://preview.redd.it/4lgzgm40pfp71.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd3cf8c0e9caffb69d9ce1c42ae49b2c1f6a200c) + +[u/loopring](https://www.reddit.com/u/loopring/) wanna put it down for me like I'm 5? + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/bxjnl5m8pfp71.jpg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6f570aa9ed2978d9f5ff11617dfbfacb903efb)](https://preview.redd.it/bxjnl5m8pfp71.jpg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6f570aa9ed2978d9f5ff11617dfbfacb903efb) + +I'll be here... You are all now extended family. No matter what happens, This has been life changing for me and SO MUCHDAMN FUN!!!! + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/29ug6fk9pfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a606199827a937ca67a09fae66deef596d2d8491)](https://preview.redd.it/29ug6fk9pfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a606199827a937ca67a09fae66deef596d2d8491) + +APE FAM + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/4tagdnqgpfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcab4fb10c22f5c4168f61d5d0336292a8727b36)](https://preview.redd.it/4tagdnqgpfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcab4fb10c22f5c4168f61d5d0336292a8727b36) + +thats right! + +Not financial advice! + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/na8me1zkpfp71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=d04a72d9969593f9c7eee5788ec6cfd089bc62f2)](https://preview.redd.it/na8me1zkpfp71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=d04a72d9969593f9c7eee5788ec6cfd089bc62f2) + +Let us not forget who the big bads are + +Shitadel + +SubsqahEEna + +DullPt72 + +Wolferweenie + +FED + +DEETSEESEE + +(and the rest of these fuchs) + +HWANG IN THERE EVERYONE! + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/fgvua2tspfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9e851f01ba2293c92c8214db2340e4c68c7d6a)](https://preview.redd.it/fgvua2tspfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9e851f01ba2293c92c8214db2340e4c68c7d6a) + +Thanks for your morning poop time and reading this bullshit. + +This is not financial advice. I am a slack jawed window licker and prefer grey crayons... sideways trading baby. + +Remember: Ape do not fight Ape. We are all in this basket of meme stocks together... so just be excellent to everyone! + +[![r/Superstonk - YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!](https://preview.redd.it/srdw511upfp71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b5947120a0375c9c76f89bbe8634023dca723b3)](https://preview.redd.it/srdw511upfp71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b5947120a0375c9c76f89bbe8634023dca723b3) + +As always, thank you to the real wrinklies out there. If it weren't for you, I would have paperhanded a long time ago. + +[u/Pharago](https://www.reddit.com/u/Pharago/) (Today's The Day) + +[u/mr_boost](https://www.reddit.com/u/mr_boost/) (Ape News Network | Sign Guy) + +[u/Parsnip](https://www.reddit.com/u/Parsnip/) (German Market Guy | Diamantenhände) + +[u/gherkinit](https://www.reddit.com/u/gherkinit/) (Daily Technical Analysis) + +[u/DR7KE](https://www.reddit.com/u/DR7KE/) (scales Treasury Balance Guy scales) + +[u/pctracer](https://www.reddit.com/u/pctracer/) (Reverse Repo Market Updater) + +[u/JTH1](https://www.reddit.com/u/JTH1/) (Floor Guy Stonkdate) + +[u/DeepFuckingValue](https://www.reddit.com/u/DeepFuckingValue/) (Not A Cat) + +[u/atobitt](https://www.reddit.com/u/atobitt/) (DD) + +[u/Criand](https://www.reddit.com/u/Criand/) (DD) + +[u/Dismal-Jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/Dismal-Jellyfish/) + +[u/peruvian_bull](https://www.reddit.com/u/peruvian_bull/) (DD addict) + +[u/rickofspades](https://www.reddit.com/u/rickofspades/) (fucking legend) + +Thank You