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THE DAILY STONK. September 23, 2021 LLLLLLETS GET READY TO WATCH THE FINANCIAL MARKETS CRUMMMMMMBBLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (coughs uncontrollably)
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| Author | Source |
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| [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/user/Odd-Ad-900/) | [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptsr0k/the_daily_stonk_september_23_2021_llllllets_get/) |
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[News 📰 | Media 📱](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search?q=flair_name%3A%22News%20%F0%9F%93%B0%20%7C%20Media%20%F0%9F%93%B1%22&restrict_sr=1)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/mipjthqpd8p71.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d63693b02cf9b269cf1e46df90cb58facc72853)
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ooooo.... stonky :)
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GOOOOOOODDDD MORRRRRRRNING SUPERSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK
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I am [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/u/Odd-Ad-900/) , your slightly unhinged news anchor for the week, and I am humbled to be your anchor.
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Feeling cute, might get fired from a volunteer job today... IDK?
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Can you smell that?
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It smells like crayon tinted poo... Lets fling it!
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Insert the non-flaccid intro card
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[](https://preview.redd.it/j3muxlzwd8p71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfe56c5b66c97c5d20914cd070a03b94af702c2b)
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non-flacid? nice.
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Here at TDS, we have a team effort... you know its a group thang. Its got that funky swang... nevermind.
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Big thanks to [u/madsmatter](https://www.reddit.com/u/madsmatter/) our professional audio chimp. Check out his hit "Stonk Cast" and smash the updoot for that silverback.
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I also want to thank the rest of the team, [u/luma44](https://www.reddit.com/u/luma44/), [u/blazlyn](https://www.reddit.com/u/blazlyn/), [u/viviconsadventures](https://www.reddit.com/u/viviconsadventures/), [u/tokyorose](https://www.reddit.com/u/tokyorose/) and our very own [u/dismal-jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/dismal-jellyfish/) and now a song that shows my age... (clears throat)
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"Without you, in my life"
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"the news will surely die"
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"If id reach out and touch my wife's boyfriend... (aggressive throat clearing and heavy breathing)
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On to the NEWS!
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NEW HIGH SCORE!!!
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<https://youtu.be/leeP6LgM8H0>
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[](https://preview.redd.it/1evx5ixoe8p71.jpg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edbd62ff2c9dc12607d8b33fe83d4144bf6359a8)
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And... The new high score will be over $2T...
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[](https://preview.redd.it/osnoibr1f8p71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f841183d9d7da1f0f451c737ece9bb32b9f027)
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money printer goes brrrrry
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Yes. Click the link... You know you want to.
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<https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptrxnl/loaded_a_song_off_burrys_sound_cloud_to_get_amped/>
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CS? Yes. Ill put a section in just for the DRS crowd. Just watch out for the Stonkiraptor
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[](https://preview.redd.it/ls669zlog8p71.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0e1ee99af6c40bc558dabc49bdad3e56cf86f2)
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Below is a PUBLIC MISTAKE ANNAOUNCEMENT that has 10,000 likes!!!! Its ok... we are all "dumb money" right? Its ok.
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"None of you seem to understand how barcodes work. You can read partial account numbers from partial barcodes. CS account numbers are mostly zeros, and only the last 5 digits seem to matter. So, congrats, dude on the front page. Every can see your entire CS account number. Stop fucking posting this shit. If you have already, you should consider your account number compromised."
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<https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptlgg5/did_apes_drs_enough_share_to_force_dtcc_dip_into/hdxciil/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3>
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[](https://preview.redd.it/u8yddfebg8p71.png?width=1061&format=png&auto=webp&s=5696c71fd4b42984010f8cf045c4c4b4988d5ead)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/iizecgacg8p71.jpg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7ff12b927c6361f0bc4293e7f54377e3b7cf72)
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How about that inflation huh? NICE!!!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/4nsnezyeg8p71.jpg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8ed1dde66181a5dbd45cbeae70347416d6dad2)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/76yf703mg8p71.jpg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc15806575c3e2c3d06f821d7b8ec639b4fb3e7)
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This is truly... Unusual...
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[](https://preview.redd.it/vt0gg7mjg8p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a541c5dc0aff0b242db98459088956f07ffb9b7e)
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Evergrande is Everscrewed.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/65sn0ytrg8p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd2dd6dfb2662e775ab757cdeb0f4360367c125)
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We have some people out there whom are true adventurers
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[](https://preview.redd.it/e768j2hvg8p71.jpg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6c8c91f56c10790e9732d2863b646708dedb1c)
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My prediction for today.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/q0iler5yg8p71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a36415e66ecfeac4ebbfcb9a8e17d551a56493)
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Which is it?
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[](https://preview.redd.it/bf5idkq3h8p71.png?width=175&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab01aa656396217cefea8323d444e32a7c2e244c)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/2ilgrli7h8p71.jpg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d98df6fc204cdc408e2cddd4fbd7621df8dd7b)
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no fraud.
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I've gotchu apefam.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/9v8ldpnch8p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2840e2bffea6fd346b6fa8e6ba41bee245b3bfcb)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/13fk5wbfh8p71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3ed0585cbcfd85f3f161fa9574f082e3443c91d)
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not financial advice
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Let us not forget who the big bads are
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Shitadel
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SubsqahEEna
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DullPt72
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Wolferweenie
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FED
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DEETSEESEE
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(and the rest of these fuchs)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/69iec5hyh8p71.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e20022399bb71ce523b4b2e0a8da1aa8704460)
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HWANG IN THERE
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[](https://preview.redd.it/1it37i9zh8p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=388d0f98f9ce62adda977b31c12ed12b6470dfc3)
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Thanks for your morning poop time and reading this bullshit.
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This is not financial advice. I am a slack jawed window licker and prefer grey crayons... sideways trading baby.
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Remember: Ape do not fight Ape. We are all in this basket of meme stocks together... so just be excellent to everyone!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/a8rvq0i3i8p71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=fef05d9016fd46645970b53d0caae23d40e33233)
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As always, thank you to the real wrinklies out there
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[u/Pharago](https://www.reddit.com/u/Pharago/) (Today's The Day)
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[u/mr_boost](https://www.reddit.com/u/mr_boost/) (Ape News Network | Sign Guy)
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[u/Parsnip](https://www.reddit.com/u/Parsnip/) (German Market Guy | Diamantenhände)
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[u/gherkinit](https://www.reddit.com/u/gherkinit/) (Daily Technical Analysis)
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[u/DR7KE](https://www.reddit.com/u/DR7KE/) (scales Treasury Balance Guy scales)
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[u/pctracer](https://www.reddit.com/u/pctracer/) (Reverse Repo Market Updater)
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[u/JTH1](https://www.reddit.com/u/JTH1/) (Floor Guy Stonkdate)
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[u/DeepFuckingValue](https://www.reddit.com/u/DeepFuckingValue/) (Not A Cat)
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[u/atobitt](https://www.reddit.com/u/atobitt/) (DD)
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[u/Criand](https://www.reddit.com/u/Criand/) (DD)
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[u/Dismal-Jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/Dismal-Jellyfish/)
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[u/peruvian_bull](https://www.reddit.com/u/peruvian_bull/) (DD addict)
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[u/rickofspades](https://www.reddit.com/u/rickofspades/) (fucking legend)
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Thank You
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