From 3c4d3eede1d4d952a9269346bad358e7f2c6b590 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: verymeticulous <82035192+verymeticulous@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2021 08:46:22 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Create 2021-09-22-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md --- .../2021-09-22-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md | 140 ++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 140 insertions(+) create mode 100644 Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-22-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md diff --git a/Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-22-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md b/Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-22-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6c4f005 --- /dev/null +++ b/Daily-News/Daily-Stonk-Archives/2021-09-22-Synopsis-by-Odd-Ad-900.md @@ -0,0 +1,140 @@ +THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE +=================================================== + +| Author | Source | +| :-------------: |:-------------:| +| [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/user/Odd-Ad-900/) | [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pt5zxw/the_daily_stonk_september_21_2021_extree_extreeeee/) | + +--- + +[News 📰 | Media 📱](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search?q=flair_name%3A%22News%20%F0%9F%93%B0%20%7C%20Media%20%F0%9F%93%B1%22&restrict_sr=1) + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/76hg7ly6n1p71.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd2edfb730ce4feb87d26fadf7292df731a5d73f)](https://preview.redd.it/76hg7ly6n1p71.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd2edfb730ce4feb87d26fadf7292df731a5d73f) + +Yes. Today is the 22nd... My apologies. I'm still covered in "crayon dust" from last night... + +GOOOOOOODDDD MORRRRRRRNING SUPERSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK + +I am [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/u/Odd-Ad-900/) , your slightly unhinged news anchor for the week, and I am humbled to be your anchor. + +Feeling cute, might get fired from a volunteer job today... IDK? + +Can you smell that? + +It smells like crayon tinted poo... Lets fling it! + +Insert the non-flaccid intro card + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/qfwmvnx7n1p71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b131fcabb348839b1cdbe76117217f9eb22233b)](https://preview.redd.it/qfwmvnx7n1p71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b131fcabb348839b1cdbe76117217f9eb22233b) + +NON-FLACID + +Here at TDS, we have a team effort... you know its a group thang. Its got that funky swang... nevermind. + +Big thanks to [u/madsmatter](https://www.reddit.com/u/madsmatter/) our professional audio chimp. Check out his hit "Stonk Cast" and smash the updoot for that silverback. + +I also want to thank the rest of the team, [u/luma44](https://www.reddit.com/u/luma44/), [u/blazlyn](https://www.reddit.com/u/blazlyn/), [u/viviconsadventures](https://www.reddit.com/u/viviconsadventures/), [u/tokyorose](https://www.reddit.com/u/tokyorose/) and our very own [u/dismal-jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/dismal-jellyfish/) and now a song that shows my age... (clears throat) + +"Without you, in my life" + +"the news will surely die" + +"If id reach out and touch my wife's boyfriend... (aggressive throat clearing and heavy breathing) + +On to the NEWS! + +New high score... yay... + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/p34jd4v9n1p71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89563c514051a31433c39148ad3e9073003f5f67)](https://preview.redd.it/p34jd4v9n1p71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89563c514051a31433c39148ad3e9073003f5f67) + +Not sure what this means, but it is jacking. + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/zms7xzvan1p71.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b956553acb7e7643cc0baebfb1fbaed11d3afe3f)](https://preview.redd.it/zms7xzvan1p71.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b956553acb7e7643cc0baebfb1fbaed11d3afe3f) + +I like this hypothesis. + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/g98ty9pbn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1098c7703c717c17e8024b9857f4609d6d0e5639)](https://preview.redd.it/g98ty9pbn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1098c7703c717c17e8024b9857f4609d6d0e5639) + +Evergrande is in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/3ootbf9en1p71.png?width=1823&format=png&auto=webp&s=acf6c0fbff9d1d1ecfd8f76ef894e1bd2fb01f4f)](https://preview.redd.it/3ootbf9en1p71.png?width=1823&format=png&auto=webp&s=acf6c0fbff9d1d1ecfd8f76ef894e1bd2fb01f4f) + +And so are their bagholders + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/mbwqpqkin1p71.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ca3998803236bb897031db55d901f54cbea10b9)](https://preview.redd.it/mbwqpqkin1p71.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ca3998803236bb897031db55d901f54cbea10b9) + +ouch + +Who was with me trying to figure this out? + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/v8zkb03kn1p71.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94242acf70b63a06e73578bbbaef7ae445d29eef)](https://preview.redd.it/v8zkb03kn1p71.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94242acf70b63a06e73578bbbaef7ae445d29eef) + +WUT MEAN? + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/rnk775lln1p71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a35b5ad2c8fa4683ffc86b866632cf0751814da1)](https://preview.redd.it/rnk775lln1p71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a35b5ad2c8fa4683ffc86b866632cf0751814da1) + +HELP... I NEED SOME WRINKLES... HELP... I NEED SOME WRINKLES... HELP + +And now for the big guns! + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/blr2g92qn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9006f8bef018db1bbf5439579966613ed49eaa22)](https://preview.redd.it/blr2g92qn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9006f8bef018db1bbf5439579966613ed49eaa22) + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/udr025qqn1p71.jpg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70059db61d21fda9c252cebaf6d6b4fa4580950)](https://preview.redd.it/udr025qqn1p71.jpg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70059db61d21fda9c252cebaf6d6b4fa4580950) + +Keep reporting them! + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/0km8yglrn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe4580e4ca11ee7d1989878efb5613487542bdc)](https://preview.redd.it/0km8yglrn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe4580e4ca11ee7d1989878efb5613487542bdc) + +This is not financial advice + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/rewnalhsn1p71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6160e7ce3151210850f3a1177fb0a79f500e707)](https://preview.redd.it/rewnalhsn1p71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6160e7ce3151210850f3a1177fb0a79f500e707) + +I will remain active post moass... will you? + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/w7ollmrtn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6decf69294a4b1fc3c453bd9b37ecad2a712e31)](https://preview.redd.it/w7ollmrtn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6decf69294a4b1fc3c453bd9b37ecad2a712e31) + +Remeber... + +This is what we are fighting for. 1987, 1993, 1999, 2008, 2013, NOW and our futures. + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/5arad4tun1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa45f93ab3086ce495af19a1fc456e4966c120b)](https://preview.redd.it/5arad4tun1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa45f93ab3086ce495af19a1fc456e4966c120b) + +THIUS IS OUR AIM TOO + +Thanks for your morning poop time and reading this bullshit. + +This is not financial advice. I am a slack jawed window licker and prefer grey crayons... sideways trading baby. + +Remember: Ape do not fight Ape. We are all in this basket of meme stocks together... so just be excellent to everyone! + +[![r/Superstonk - THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE](https://preview.redd.it/r0wygwjwn1p71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5938093ff824fa9113da7b788b9b5282358c55a)](https://preview.redd.it/r0wygwjwn1p71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5938093ff824fa9113da7b788b9b5282358c55a) + +As always, thank you to the real wrinklies out there + +[u/Pharago](https://www.reddit.com/u/Pharago/) (Today's The Day) + +[u/mr_boost](https://www.reddit.com/u/mr_boost/) (Ape News Network | Sign Guy) + +[u/Parsnip](https://www.reddit.com/u/Parsnip/) (German Market Guy | Diamantenhände) + +[u/gherkinit](https://www.reddit.com/u/gherkinit/) (Daily Technical Analysis) + +[u/DR7KE](https://www.reddit.com/u/DR7KE/) (scales Treasury Balance Guy scales) + +[u/pctracer](https://www.reddit.com/u/pctracer/) (Reverse Repo Market Updater) + +[u/JTH1](https://www.reddit.com/u/JTH1/) (Floor Guy Stonkdate) + +[u/DeepFuckingValue](https://www.reddit.com/u/DeepFuckingValue/) (Not A Cat) + +[u/atobitt](https://www.reddit.com/u/atobitt/) (DD) + +[u/Criand](https://www.reddit.com/u/Criand/) (DD) + +[u/Dismal-Jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/Dismal-Jellyfish/) + +[u/peruvian_bull](https://www.reddit.com/u/peruvian_bull/) (DD addict) + +Thank You + +and sorry for running a little late today.