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YOUR DAILY STONK. September 24, 2021 HEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU AAAAPEEEESSSSSSS!!!! If you are a GOONIE, I wanna hear that!
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| [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/user/Odd-Ad-900/) | [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/puhokn/your_daily_stonk_september_24_2021_heeeyyyyy/) |
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[News 📰 | Media 📱](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search?q=flair_name%3A%22News%20%F0%9F%93%B0%20%7C%20Media%20%F0%9F%93%B1%22&restrict_sr=1)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/w7fy9fvlifp71.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=308bd8092074c345de4371f98990dd8853c66737)
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hey good lookin.... whaaaaatcha got cookin...?
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GOOOOOOODDDD MORRRRRRRNING SUPERSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK
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I am [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/u/Odd-Ad-900/) , your slightly unhinged news anchor for the week, and I am humbled to be your anchor.
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Feeling cute, might get fired from a volunteer job today... IDK?
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Can you smell that?
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It smells like crayon tinted poo... Lets fling it!
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Insert the non-flaccid intro card
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[](https://preview.redd.it/q0m1prwpifp71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d82cf1f847fe0a565937b1cad0adddf99ca118)
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non-flacid
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Here at TDS, we have a team effort... you know its a group thang. Its got that funky swang... nevermind.
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Big thanks to [u/madsmatter](https://www.reddit.com/u/madsmatter/) our professional audio chimp. Check out his hit "Stonk Cast" and smash the updoot for that silverback.
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I also want to thank the rest of the team, [u/luma44](https://www.reddit.com/u/luma44/), [u/blazlyn](https://www.reddit.com/u/blazlyn/), [u/viviconsadventures](https://www.reddit.com/u/viviconsadventures/), [u/tokyorose](https://www.reddit.com/u/tokyorose/) and our very own [u/dismal-jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/dismal-jellyfish/) and now a song that shows my age... (clears throat)
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"Without you, in my life"
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"the news will surely die"
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"If id reach out and touch my wife's boyfriend... (aggressive throat clearing and heavy breathing)
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On to the NEWS!
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NEW HIGH SCORE!!!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/v2ickwarmfp71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c1339ddc680c54b6f827574b11efc4f22cd2b6)
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And the facility is only growing... It looks like the dollar may crash now that this ridiculous amount of cash is liquid...
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[](https://preview.redd.it/jfau0qjpmfp71.jpg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a917fe5a405205fc1f827a04a2f359f2cd12e7)
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great. just what we need... more debt.
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Treasury? These numbers are pretty normal. Ill be writing a DD on this facility soon.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/i7lsi0paofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a3a5ce3ff15904e80349f1e3f69095c56c372b3)
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OH NO... CRYP TOE!!! China is cryp walkin' crypto right out!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/ay1yxbetmfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db0e6c36dff90c1ec0c2e0f3673cf429197a8e2)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/rrs7w6rbofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727eeecfb292b4fd02338b39afa6e20593bb02b)
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dumpy
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Computershare? Yeah... I'll register my shares today... maybe... I'm just a busy newsape.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/xwh4ktlumfp71.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=44296f6ce4113f61ffb56f27e2fd4fd23d0cab1f)
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get em' u/criand
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I am ok with this. If I were this guy, Id have a golden shirt too... jussayin.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/ncx74b5hofp71.jpg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f4c4afc66b0ec6e6ee19315362fa87264a5162)
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Evergrande still has not collapsed... Well, it has... but crime.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/09i5svnoofp71.jpg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fc7cd2324e11f6c2e7635f1b14181997d97ef1)
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This is the way.
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I like it. I don't know what it is, but I like it.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/t23mekiqofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef31fc5111f69432dc0da5afb80b3bd223c5fd5)
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It looks like we are forcing a lot of change. This may be good... it may be bad.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/35ksubotofp71.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb1d4af12c6408e08551b5d9736536c2db22e6d8)
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I am tall. The stock market is short... all of it.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/0qm9madyofp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f22bdf56fe165e3caea74b0830f25ca1c9272)
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Our stock is back in the top 30!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/4lgzgm40pfp71.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd3cf8c0e9caffb69d9ce1c42ae49b2c1f6a200c)
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[u/loopring](https://www.reddit.com/u/loopring/) wanna put it down for me like I'm 5?
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[](https://preview.redd.it/bxjnl5m8pfp71.jpg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6f570aa9ed2978d9f5ff11617dfbfacb903efb)
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I'll be here... You are all now extended family. No matter what happens, This has been life changing for me and SO MUCHDAMN FUN!!!!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/29ug6fk9pfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a606199827a937ca67a09fae66deef596d2d8491)
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APE FAM
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[](https://preview.redd.it/4tagdnqgpfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcab4fb10c22f5c4168f61d5d0336292a8727b36)
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Not financial advice!
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Let us not forget who the big bads are
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Shitadel
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SubsqahEEna
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Wolferweenie
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FED
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DEETSEESEE
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(and the rest of these fuchs)
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HWANG IN THERE EVERYONE!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/fgvua2tspfp71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9e851f01ba2293c92c8214db2340e4c68c7d6a)
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Thanks for your morning poop time and reading this bullshit.
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This is not financial advice. I am a slack jawed window licker and prefer grey crayons... sideways trading baby.
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Remember: Ape do not fight Ape. We are all in this basket of meme stocks together... so just be excellent to everyone!
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As always, thank you to the real wrinklies out there. If it weren't for you, I would have paperhanded a long time ago.
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[u/Pharago](https://www.reddit.com/u/Pharago/) (Today's The Day)
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[u/mr_boost](https://www.reddit.com/u/mr_boost/) (Ape News Network | Sign Guy)
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[u/Parsnip](https://www.reddit.com/u/Parsnip/) (German Market Guy | Diamantenhände)
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[u/gherkinit](https://www.reddit.com/u/gherkinit/) (Daily Technical Analysis)
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[u/DR7KE](https://www.reddit.com/u/DR7KE/) (scales Treasury Balance Guy scales)
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[u/pctracer](https://www.reddit.com/u/pctracer/) (Reverse Repo Market Updater)
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[u/JTH1](https://www.reddit.com/u/JTH1/) (Floor Guy Stonkdate)
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[u/DeepFuckingValue](https://www.reddit.com/u/DeepFuckingValue/) (Not A Cat)
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Thank You
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