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THE DAILY STONK SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 EXTREE EXTREEEEE
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| [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/user/Odd-Ad-900/) | [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pt5zxw/the_daily_stonk_september_21_2021_extree_extreeeee/) |
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[News 📰 | Media 📱](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search?q=flair_name%3A%22News%20%F0%9F%93%B0%20%7C%20Media%20%F0%9F%93%B1%22&restrict_sr=1)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/76hg7ly6n1p71.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd2edfb730ce4feb87d26fadf7292df731a5d73f)
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Yes. Today is the 22nd... My apologies. I'm still covered in "crayon dust" from last night...
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GOOOOOOODDDD MORRRRRRRNING SUPERSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK
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I am [u/Odd-Ad-900](https://www.reddit.com/u/Odd-Ad-900/) , your slightly unhinged news anchor for the week, and I am humbled to be your anchor.
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Feeling cute, might get fired from a volunteer job today... IDK?
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Can you smell that?
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It smells like crayon tinted poo... Lets fling it!
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Insert the non-flaccid intro card
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[](https://preview.redd.it/qfwmvnx7n1p71.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b131fcabb348839b1cdbe76117217f9eb22233b)
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NON-FLACID
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Here at TDS, we have a team effort... you know its a group thang. Its got that funky swang... nevermind.
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Big thanks to [u/madsmatter](https://www.reddit.com/u/madsmatter/) our professional audio chimp. Check out his hit "Stonk Cast" and smash the updoot for that silverback.
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I also want to thank the rest of the team, [u/luma44](https://www.reddit.com/u/luma44/), [u/blazlyn](https://www.reddit.com/u/blazlyn/), [u/viviconsadventures](https://www.reddit.com/u/viviconsadventures/), [u/tokyorose](https://www.reddit.com/u/tokyorose/) and our very own [u/dismal-jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/dismal-jellyfish/) and now a song that shows my age... (clears throat)
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"Without you, in my life"
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"the news will surely die"
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"If id reach out and touch my wife's boyfriend... (aggressive throat clearing and heavy breathing)
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On to the NEWS!
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New high score... yay...
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[](https://preview.redd.it/p34jd4v9n1p71.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89563c514051a31433c39148ad3e9073003f5f67)
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Not sure what this means, but it is jacking.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/zms7xzvan1p71.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b956553acb7e7643cc0baebfb1fbaed11d3afe3f)
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I like this hypothesis.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/g98ty9pbn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1098c7703c717c17e8024b9857f4609d6d0e5639)
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Evergrande is in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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[](https://preview.redd.it/3ootbf9en1p71.png?width=1823&format=png&auto=webp&s=acf6c0fbff9d1d1ecfd8f76ef894e1bd2fb01f4f)
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And so are their bagholders
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[](https://preview.redd.it/mbwqpqkin1p71.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ca3998803236bb897031db55d901f54cbea10b9)
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ouch
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Who was with me trying to figure this out?
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[](https://preview.redd.it/v8zkb03kn1p71.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94242acf70b63a06e73578bbbaef7ae445d29eef)
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WUT MEAN?
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[](https://preview.redd.it/rnk775lln1p71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a35b5ad2c8fa4683ffc86b866632cf0751814da1)
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HELP... I NEED SOME WRINKLES... HELP... I NEED SOME WRINKLES... HELP
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And now for the big guns!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/blr2g92qn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9006f8bef018db1bbf5439579966613ed49eaa22)
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[](https://preview.redd.it/udr025qqn1p71.jpg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70059db61d21fda9c252cebaf6d6b4fa4580950)
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Keep reporting them!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/0km8yglrn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe4580e4ca11ee7d1989878efb5613487542bdc)
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This is not financial advice
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[](https://preview.redd.it/rewnalhsn1p71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6160e7ce3151210850f3a1177fb0a79f500e707)
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I will remain active post moass... will you?
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[](https://preview.redd.it/w7ollmrtn1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6decf69294a4b1fc3c453bd9b37ecad2a712e31)
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Remeber...
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This is what we are fighting for. 1987, 1993, 1999, 2008, 2013, NOW and our futures.
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[](https://preview.redd.it/5arad4tun1p71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa45f93ab3086ce495af19a1fc456e4966c120b)
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THIUS IS OUR AIM TOO
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Thanks for your morning poop time and reading this bullshit.
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This is not financial advice. I am a slack jawed window licker and prefer grey crayons... sideways trading baby.
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Remember: Ape do not fight Ape. We are all in this basket of meme stocks together... so just be excellent to everyone!
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[](https://preview.redd.it/r0wygwjwn1p71.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5938093ff824fa9113da7b788b9b5282358c55a)
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As always, thank you to the real wrinklies out there
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[u/Pharago](https://www.reddit.com/u/Pharago/) (Today's The Day)
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[u/mr_boost](https://www.reddit.com/u/mr_boost/) (Ape News Network | Sign Guy)
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[u/Parsnip](https://www.reddit.com/u/Parsnip/) (German Market Guy | Diamantenhände)
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[u/gherkinit](https://www.reddit.com/u/gherkinit/) (Daily Technical Analysis)
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[u/DR7KE](https://www.reddit.com/u/DR7KE/) (scales Treasury Balance Guy scales)
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[u/pctracer](https://www.reddit.com/u/pctracer/) (Reverse Repo Market Updater)
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[u/JTH1](https://www.reddit.com/u/JTH1/) (Floor Guy Stonkdate)
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[u/DeepFuckingValue](https://www.reddit.com/u/DeepFuckingValue/) (Not A Cat)
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[u/atobitt](https://www.reddit.com/u/atobitt/) (DD)
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[u/Criand](https://www.reddit.com/u/Criand/) (DD)
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[u/Dismal-Jellyfish](https://www.reddit.com/u/Dismal-Jellyfish/)
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[u/peruvian_bull](https://www.reddit.com/u/peruvian_bull/) (DD addict)
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Thank You
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and sorry for running a little late today.
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